The ultimate compatibility-I

These are a few real life jokes, shared by one of my friends, who used to stay in Chennai a few years back.

He was very confused to land on this alien wonderland, highly densed with rhythmically moving, though still un-correlated pool of human beings. Thankfully, all the information was available in English. He wondered, how could people here know english better than the native language there. Quite unlike the place from which he had come, where saying even "hi" in a language different from the native one would cause tons of energy loss. The first thing he observed in the alien script only, was a big hoarding of a one liner. But he was wise enough to guess what it was. At that place, what it can be, other than the name of the station, he thought, it must be Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus only.

He was shaken by the tremendous crowd and chaos around. And still they managed to move their one way, He amazed. Scared, he moved towards a taxi, standing in the queue. He was quite nervous to keep notion of anything around. Finally, rising to his senses, he decidedly started talking to the driver, who was apparently a saradarji. Under nervousness, he could ask

He: tamil teri(yu)ma? (do you understand tamil?)

sardarji was frowned. Quite disturbed by his comment....how dare he say so?

Sardarji: (quite angrily) oye.....tamil meri ma...to panjabi tera baap.